Hyrules tell's me i have to save everyone.i often tell them that if they don't stop they'll die.
Hello navi,MOP.
Hello King,DEADLY SLOP.
Hello ruaru,FART OF DEATH
How do you want to die impa,SWORD THROUGH THE HEART
Admit you love me zelda,I do,I guess I can spare you
Dark link,screw you
You know mido your a big poo